ARC Review: Out of Heart by Irfan Master

Disclaimer: I have been provided with a proof copy by Hot Key Books in exchange for an honest review. This has not changed my review or opinion in any way.

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Donating your heart is the most precious gift of all.
Adam is a teenage boy who lives with his mum and younger sister. His dad has left them although lives close by. His sister no longer speaks. His mum works two jobs. Adam feels the weight of the world upon his shoulders.
Then his grandfather dies and in doing so he donates a very precious gift – his heart.
William is the recipient of Adam’s grandfather’s heart. He has no family and feels rootless and alone. In fact, he feels no particular reason to live. And then he meets Adam’s family.
William has received much, but it appears that he has much to offer Adam and his family too.

To put it simply, this book is unlike any I have ever read before. The writing is unusual, the characters are different, the setting is one not often used and the whole concept is one I would love to see more of.

I love the mixture of writing – it was extremely clever in structure. We jumped from different characters viewpoints, between prose, story and sketches. This book really stands apart in many ways, and above all, it intrigued me.

We dive right into the story, and I will admit that it confused me slightly. To be thrown into a characters life is a lot to take in – and I didn’t understand everything straight away! But the pure difference of this book made me want to carry on and find out more about the people this story follows. I wanted to understand.

On the subject of the confusion, I’d say that’s the only bad part of this book. Although much of it becomes clear as the story unfolds – some things were a little misty. One that stood out to me, for example, was the age of William. I thought he was not much older then Adam, and then I found out he was around the age of Adam’s parents. I liked this feature a lot, as it showed the unimportance of age, but I wish it had been clearly stated earlier in the story.

This book holds a lot of meaning. It talks about things many YA novels don’t – abuse, depression, illness, mental health and race. I love the way this book explored nationality and I felt some of it directly related to situations in some communities here in the UK.

I felt Adam’s story really demonstrated the need for equality, and I wish we had more of that. It really struck a chord with me, and reminded me the real importance for stories like this to be told.

A lot of things in this book felt important. The need to stand up for others and stand together. The longing to support others in their times of need. The need for love among those who are quiet, who are loud, who are different in appearance and age and backgrounds and personality and race. The need for love among all.

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4 out of 5 moons

-Beth

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Review: Geekerella by Ashley Poston

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Part romance, part love letter to nerd culture, and all totally adorbs, Geekerella is a fairy tale for anyone who believes in the magic of fandom. Geek girl Elle Wittimer lives and breathes Starfield, the classic sci-fi series she grew up watching with her late father. So when she sees a cosplay contest for a new Starfield movie, she has to enter. The prize? An invitation to the ExcelsiCon Cosplay Ball, and a meet-and-greet with the actor slated to play Federation Prince Carmindor in the reboot. With savings from her gig at the Magic Pumpkin food truck (and her dad’s old costume), Elle’s determined to win…unless her stepsisters get there first.
Teen actor Darien Freeman used to live for cons—before he was famous. Now they’re nothing but autographs and awkward meet-and-greets. Playing Carmindor is all he’s ever wanted, but the Starfield fandom has written him off as just another dumb heartthrob. As ExcelsiCon draws near, Darien feels more and more like a fake—until he meets a girl who shows him otherwise.

This book is everything I have ever stood for. Everything I fight for. I feel as though Poston has ripped my heart out and scattered it among beautiful pages. It’s as though she described me better than I could ever describe myself – in a book.

This novel shows that fandom is real, and it can change your life. It captures the very essence of a con – that feeling of walking into a room and knowing everyone is just like you.

It demonstrated that no one can define who you are – except yourself. That bullies can come in every form and in places where you feel safest, but at the same time, not everyone is like that.

It showed the true meaning of words…and it showed that long distance relationships are manageable and can work, if you only remember to never miss a goodnight.

And it showed something I believe is even more important than anything else in this book. It showed that no matter who it is, what they do and wherever they are in the world – any two people can fall in love. Even through late night texts.

As you can tell, I related to this book on an infinite number of levels. I feel like talking about different things about this book would be pointless. Because everything – the plot, the characters, the writing, the concept – worked. This book is just…more than that. It’s more than picking apart the building bricks of it, because it’s just perfect. It’s just simply incredible. I don’t want to ever let this story, these characters, this fandom, go.

In fact, I think it’ll stay in my heart forever.

Look to the stars. Aim. Ignite.

-Beth

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Review: Ink by Alice Broadway

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Every action, every deed, every significant moment is tattooed on your skin for ever. When Leora’s father dies, she is determined to see her father remembered forever. She knows he deserves to have all his tattoos removed and made into a Skin Book to stand as a record of his good life. But when she discovers that his ink has been edited and his book is incomplete, she wonders whether she ever knew him at all.

I know I’m a bookworm and this shouldn’t be a big deal – but I finished another book! I’ve had less college work to do recently, so it’s been a good time to delve into a few new reads.

To sum up Ink in 3 words, it would be: I liked it. I didn’t love it and I’m not going to rave about it, but it was a good, solid debut that may bring me back to reading Broadway’s other novels!

I’ll take you through a few things I liked and didn’t, probably in sections as I found a lot to talk about with this one.

To start with, the setting was…weird. It felt really mixed up. I imagined the people to be living in old-style houses, almost Tudor. But then I imagined some of the public buildings as extremely modern. It just fit – and it’s not the only thing that felt off.

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A lot of this book felt mixed up. For a start, there was no media (TV, radio, or even a newspaper) mentioned, but they had advanced methods of tattooing and a phone-line). Literally all of the information we heard about was through other people.

The clothes seemed to change a lot, too. Our main character would be wearing gray, baggy outfits while her best friend would be adorning smart business clothes.

The writing was good, but didn’t feel quite mature enough for a YA read. You could tell this book was a debut – but it wasn’t a bad read because of it.

I liked the characters – but something felt strange about them too. It’s clear our main character, Leora, is very naive about the world, yet she still felt very ‘censored’. I feel this a lot with YA novels that don’t include swearing – and I definitely felt it with this one. For me, if you’re going to target a book at teenagers, you shouldn’t refrain from swearing and using bad language.

The best thing by far about this novel was the plot. It felt extremely complex but simple in another way. I felt the confusion for and with Leora, but I didn’t feel confused about the backstory or anything similar. The only complaint I have is that all the action came towards the end of the novel, and the middle felt a bit…flat. Literally, Leora just thinks for the majority of the book. But carry on if you’re reading, because the ending does make up for it!

Talking about the ending – that was another thing I loved. Once I got to around page 280, I couldn’t put this book down. I felt so much tension portrayed through the words, I just needed to know what was happening.

So overall, a good read that I thoroughly enjoyed. I just wish we had a little more explanation in some areas!

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3 out of 5 moons

-Beth

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Review: Cinder by Marissa Meyer

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Sixteen-year-old Cinder is considered a technological mistake by most of society and a burden by her stepmother. Being cyborg does have its benefits, though: Cinder’s brain interference has given her an uncanny ability to fix things (robots, hovers, her own malfunctioning parts), making her the best mechanic in New Beijing. This reputation brings Prince Kai himself to her weekly market booth, needing her to repair a broken android before the annual ball. He jokingly calls it “a matter of national security,” but Cinder suspects it’s more serious than he’s letting on.
Although eager to impress the prince, Cinder’s intentions are derailed when her younger stepsister, and only human friend, is infected with the fatal plague that’s been devastating Earth for a decade. Blaming Cinder for her daughter’s illness, Cinder’s stepmother volunteers her body for plague research, an “honor” that no one has survived.
But it doesn’t take long for the scientists to discover something unusual about their new guinea pig. Something others would kill for.

Has anyone noticed anything unusual recently? Yes, there hasn’t been a book review for over a month. Because I have been reading Cinder for over a month. A month and two days, to be exact.

I went through most of this book thinking it was slow and boring. Hence the 4 week time-log. But I found it’s one of those books that I like a lot more looking back on. It’s definitely a mixed bag – and I’ll try my best to explain why! Let’s go through the things I didn’t like about this book.

  • It was sooooo slowww…or at least I felt like it was! For me, the story was pretty focused around a certain VIP. And that guy just wasn’t in the book for most of the story!
  • Cinder seemed a little…flat? I just couldn’t sympathise with her. I mean, we all know how it feels when we don’t belong somewhere. But I felt like that’s all I knew about her. Her whole character just seemed to be this ‘I don’t know who I am and I don’t belong here and I don’t know what to do about it’ bubble. Like, that was it.
  • I found it confusing. I didn’t know about the characters, so to put it bluntly I didn’t care either. I found Peony and Iko more props than people, more support for the storyline than actual characters.

Okay, so that is me being very critical and extremely brutal. So to finish off, let’s talk about what I enjoyed!

  • The ending! I loved the dramatic parts of this book – and that only seemed to come towards the end of the novel.
  • Prince Kai! Even though we don’t see much of him, I actually sympathised with him the most.
  • The intrigue and mystery. I loved not knowing what was happening with Cinder, and it was so exciting towards the end of the book to find out what was going to happen.

So overall, it was definitely mixed opinions about this book. I liked it and wanted to stop reading at the same time! But I have to admit…I did completely fall in love with the end of this book. To balance it out, it’ll have to be…

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3.5 out of 5 moons

P.S. Thank you for 400 followers on this blog!

-Beth

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Review: Caraval by Stephanie Garber

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Scarlett has never left the tiny island where she and her beloved sister, Tella, live with their powerful, and cruel, father. Now Scarlett’s father has arranged a marriage for her, and Scarlett thinks her dreams of seeing Caraval, the far-away, once-a-year performance where the audience participates in the show, are over.
But this year, Scarlett’s long-dreamt of invitation finally arrives. With the help of a mysterious sailor, Tella whisks Scarlett away to the show. Only, as soon as they arrive, Tella is kidnapped by Caraval’s mastermind organizer, Legend. It turns out that this season’s Caraval revolves around Tella, and whoever finds her first is the winner.
Scarlett has been told that everything that happens during Caraval is only an elaborate performance. But she nevertheless becomes enmeshed in a game of love, heartbreak, and magic with the other players in the game. And whether Caraval is real or not, she must find Tella before the five nights of the game are over, a dangerous domino effect of consequences is set off, and her sister disappears forever.

Oh. My. Gosh. Where do I even start with this book? Well, let’s just say it took me only 2 days to finish this 407 page novel – and I wouldn’t say I’m a quick reader!

“Whatever you’ve heard about Caraval, it doesn’t compare to the reality.

This book is poetry. It is a spell, cast over every single reader. It is majestic, enchanting and truly mind-boggling. Stephanie has created such an amazing world in my head, and it has completely taken over my brain for the past couple of days.

It’s more than just a game or performance.

For a book with so many twists and turns, I also managed to follow every word. That is truly impressive for me. And for a fantasy book to capture my attention for that long, for so many hours when I should have been doing work, to inspire me to make both a playlist and a mood board (coming Thursday!), this book is just simply awesome.

Also, the romance isn’t cheesy! I’m going to try and do this spoiler-free, but OHMIGOD SHIPPING. SERIOUSLY. I SHIP THOSE TWO SO DAMN HARD. It wasn’t insta love. I didn’t know what was going to happen at any time. All of the reveals in this book came as a surprise – everything was so incredibly original!

Okay, so as you know I don’t usually fangirl over a novel, or characters. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever felt so invested in a fantasy world as I do now. I feel like this book has twisted my mind into loving circuses and carousels and beautiful, twisted cities with rivers for roads.

It’s the closest you’ll ever find yourself magic in this world.”

As you can probably gather, I also adored this world. Yes, it was dark and creepy. It was full of secrets and lies. It was twisty, and twisted. But at the same time, it was intriguing and captivating and just truly magical.

Stephanie Garber, I don’t know how I’m going to even attempt explain to you how grateful I am for your novel. This has to be the first fantasy I have truly fallen in love with, and is definitely the best fantasy I’ve ever read…and my favourite of the year so far. To put it simply – I LOVE YOU.

Oh, and to back up my claims about this book, it’s been out for only 21 days and it already has over 6000 Goodreads ratings. If that’s since the release, over 285 people have rated this book a day. And it has an overall rating of 4.14 stars. That means it has a higher rating than The Night Circus and Red Queen – two of the most famous, most hyped fantasy novels in YA fiction. No wonder everyone is talking about this novel.

So, without a doubt this book simply has to be given 5 moons from me. Gods teeth, it gets more than that. I’d give it 100 if I could!

P.S. UM. THIS BOOK IS GOING TO BE A MOVIE. FOX HAVE OFFICIALLY PURCHASED THE RIGHTS. I’M SO EXCITED!!

-Beth

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Review: The Girl of Ink and Stars by Kiran Millwood Hargave

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Forbidden to leave her island, Isabella Riosse dreams of the faraway lands her father once mapped.

When her closest friend disappears into the island’s Forgotten Territories, she volunteers to guide the search. As a cartographer’s daughter, she’s equipped with elaborate ink maps and knowledge of the stars, and is eager to navigate the island’s forgotten heart.

But the world beyond the walls is a monster-filled wasteland – and beneath the dry rivers and smoking mountains, a legendary fire demon is stirring from its sleep. Soon, following her map, her heart and an ancient myth, Isabella discovers the true end of her journey: to save the island itself.

This book surprised me for one reason, and one reason alone. It’s preteen! Ever since I started reading YA, I’ve never gone back to preteen. But I saw this book on sale as a card cover with beautiful maps inside and my heart just melted. I am a sucker for a good bookish map!

“Each of us carries the map of our lives on our skin,

Simply put, this book was beautiful. It wasn’t out of this world or extraordinary, I’ll admit, but I did really enjoy it! The plot followed a journey across an island, which made the story flow.

in the way we walk,

I liked the characters too, and I found Hargrave very clever in the way she presented them! The balance of good and evil, myths, legends and real life worked really well.

even in the way we grow.”

Overall, I would recommend this book to YA readers as well as preteen. It’s definitely still suited for preteen, but it also shared some lovely values about love, friendship and the importance of family.

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3.5 out of 5 moons

-Beth

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Review: Seed by Lisa Heathfield

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Seed loves you. Seed will never let you go. 

Fifteen-year-old Pearl has lived her whole life protected within the small community at Seed, where they worship Nature and idolise their leader, Papa S. When some outsiders arrive, everything changes. Pearl experiences feelings that she never knew existed and begins to realise that there is darkness at the heart of Seed.  A darkness from which she must escape, before it’s too late.

I don’t even know where to start with this one. It’s one of those you have to digest after reading…just like all the best books force you to do.

To put it simply – this book is good. It’s really good. It’s 300+ pages, and I read it in 2 days. That would normally take me a week or more! I literally couldn’t put it down. I’ve been reading for hours, putting off schoolwork and doing my gaming blog and everything else just to read. When I wasn’t reading it, I was in a kind of Seed trance. Have you ever read a book so good you end up in a trance just thinking about it?

“It feels like I am underwater at the lake,”

The easiest way to describe Seed was that it turns the pages for you. It’s definitely a thriller, but not in a way like Gone Girl or The Girl on the Train. It definitely has dark undertones, and it’s definitely thrilling….but above all, it is strange. I mean this book is really messed up – but that’s what makes you want to read on. I just wanted to know what would happen.

“yet floating through the sky.”

I loved the characters in this book. I loved the setting. Both were complicated and confusing but also related highly to the ‘Outside’, or the real world. There were constant reminders that this was about people, even if they didn’t live conventionally.

“There a thousand butterflies dancing on my skin”

The plot was definitely fast paced, and I felt the constant twists and turns, wanting to follow the winding road to the end of the story. I did enjoy the first half of this book more than the second, though. I’m not sure why…but I have to say I thought the ending was a bit rushed. I found I blundered into it without even knowing where I was going. It all just felt a little hazy.

There was also a very big, unexpected event at the end of the book which I felt kind of eliminated some of the point of the book. It all built up to what would happen with a certain person and then another event means we’ll never even know.

But otherwise, the only other complaint I could possibly have is that I want more. I want to know about Pearl now. I want to know about her adventures and how she moves on from everything that happened in those last few pages.

I’m still giving this book top marks, though. I couldn’t possibly mark such a captivating page turner with any less.

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5 out of 5 moons

 -Beth

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Review: Our Chemical Hearts by Krystal Sutherland

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Henry Page has never been in love. He fancies himself a hopeless romantic, but the slo-mo, heart palpitating, can’t-eat-can’t-sleep kind of love that he’s been hoping for just hasn’t been in the cards for him—at least not yet. Instead, he’s been happy to focus on his grades, on getting into a semi-decent college and finally becoming editor of his school newspaper. Then Grace Town walks into his first period class on the third Tuesday of senior year and he knows everything’s about to change.
Grace isn’t who Henry pictured as his dream girl—she walks with a cane, wears oversized boys’ clothes, and rarely seems to shower. But when Grace and Henry are both chosen to edit the school paper, he quickly finds himself falling for her. It’s obvious there’s something broken about Grace, but it seems to make her even more beautiful to Henry, and he wants nothing more than to help her put the pieces back together again. And yet, this isn’t your average story of boy meets girl. Krystal Sutherland’s brilliant debut is equal parts wit and heartbreak, a potent reminder of the bittersweet bliss that is first love.

The simplest way to put it is this book broke my heart in two. It’s up there with All the Bright Places – it is absolutely soul crushing.

It’s this old Japanese art form where they mend broken pottery with seams of gold.

I have no idea where to start with this book. I think I have a love/hate relationship right now, although I’m sure that will change as the whole thing seeps in. I just have to say this book completely enveloped me. My head was full of thoughts and sadness and heartbreak for the duration of this book – especially the second half. So let’s try and think about this logically. What about the characters?

Well, I liked them. They gave a relatable and real aspect to the story, one that I could find an easy emotional connection to (trust me, the tears flowed!). I can see a lot of people not liking them because of the amount of stuff they simply screw up, but to be honest that’s life. And it’s good that this isn’t a fairy-tale, because neither is life.

Like, they glue all the shattered pieces back together, and when it’s done it’s covered in these webs of gold veins.

To move on, I loved the plot. It kept me on my toes, guessing what was going to happen next. I did find it hard at times to keep track of everything – but I think that’s because this story simply made my head a little fuzzy. It overwhelmed me so I didn’t even know my left from my right…I was simply confused – just like the main character. And I love that Krystal made me feel that way – made me feel like I was living through just as much of a haze as

They do it because they believe that some things are more beautiful when they’ve been broken.

Overall, I still don’t know what the heck to say. I still don’t know how to describe such emotion. Which is ironic, considering this book is full of emotion written in words. But it does also explain how hard it is to write. How hard it is to say how we feel. This book is pure, real and honest. It’s not happy, not even close. But it’s still one of the best books I’ve ever read…simply because it made me feel something.

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4 out of 5 moons

-Beth

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Review: You Know Me Well by Nina LaCour & David Levithan

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Mark and Kate have sat next to each other for an entire year, but have never spoken. For whatever reason, their paths outside of class have never crossed.
That is, until Kate spots Mark miles away from home, out in the city for a wild, unexpected night. Kate is lost, having just run away from a chance to finally meet the girl she has been in love with from afar. Mark, meanwhile, is in love with his best friend Ryan, who may or may not feel the same way.
When Kate and Mark meet up, little do they know how important they will become to each other—and how, in a very short time, they will know each other better than any of the people who are supposed to know them more.

I won’t lie, I was highly skeptical about this book. I’ve heard a lot of good things about David Levithan and his writing…but I’d also only read Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List before this one! And it’s safe to say that I didn’t particularly enjoy Naomi & Ely – it’s actually one of the only books I preferred as a movie.

But I still picked up this book cheap as I liked the synopsis and knew I needed to give David Levithan a second chance. Let’s start by saying I’m really glad I did!

You can be naked with someone and remain unknowable.

I loved the characters in this book. They made so many mistakes, it was basically awesome. They showed a lot of things through our eyes – teenagers who are deciding how they’ll be living their life after college but not really sure about anything. That includes love. They were mixed up and emotional, wild and free. They were perfect.

You can be someone’s secret without ever knowing what the full secret is.

I liked a lot of other things about this book, too. I found the plot and time scale (a week) easy to read and enjoyable. It made for a quick but very full 200 pages, which seemed to fly by at the same time as being a big story!

You can know he’s even more scared than you are, but that doesn’t make you any less scared yourself.

I also enjoyed the setting and the ending! A small part of me wishes the ending was different, but at the same time I understand and accept why it ended like it did. And I’m kind of happy, too. It needed to end the way it did to show the full extent of the characters. Because even if the ending wasn’t 100% fairytale – it was real..and that makes me smile.

Have you read this book? What did you think?

-Beth

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Review: The Patron Saint of Pigs by Lauren Myracle

Hi everyone and welcome to the second of three posts for the next two days! Counting down to Christmas, Pete and I are posting our reviews for the three short stories that make up Let It Snow by John Green, Lauren Myracle and Maureen Johnson.

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Today’s review is for the third and last short story of Let It Snow, which follows Addie and her two best friends Dorrie and Tegan. Addie’s Christmas break is ruined by her recent breakup with her boyfriend Jeb. Will she be able to work out everything going on in her head and have a good Christmas?

Beth’s Review

Well if you thought yesterday’s review was bad, good luck reading today! Although I have to say, I did enjoy A Cheertastic Christmas Miracle…I just had a LOT of annoyances with it. And anger surrounding John Green. And a *tiny* bit of PMT that may have possibly made me a little bit more angry than usual. Oops.

But I didn’t like this story for a totally different reason – the main character. Addie annoyed me because of several things. For one, she cheated on her boyfriend. I know, I can practically hear ‘It was only a kiss’ playing in my head, but she still cheated. Maybe it’s just me, but there’s no excuse! It’s something you just don’t do.

And two, her personality really annoyed me. She goes throughout the story basically realising she’s a very self-centered person who needs to change. And then…doesn’t do anything to change herself. Sure, she thinks about it. But she doesn’t really change all that much. Instead, she has some strange kind of epiphany that was so impossible it just annoyed me even more. She still has this whiny voice going on throughout the book that I just…ugh. Couldn’t deal with.

I also didn’t like Dorrie and Tegan. I actually just found them downright rude. You don’t just tell your best friend that they’re self-centered, even if they are. Not randomly, bluntly on Christmas day. You have to release that slowly, right?

Saying all of this, is wasn’t all bad. There were some parts of this story that I liked. For example, the ending. This story was given the goal of wrapping everything up, and I felt it succeeded. I liked the quick mention of all of the characters, and how they all ended up in Starbucks. It was cute, and warmed my heart a little after all those niggles! I have to admit though, yet again I sped through this story. It was partly to get all the Addie stuff over with, but I did enjoy it. It was a compelling read, and I liked the ending overall too.

So even though I’d only rate it 3 stars overall, I’d still say it was a good read and recommend it to those who don’t mind cliche as usual!

Pete’s Review

The Patron Saint of Pigs is a cringe-tastic story about a girl who is just having a really hard time ok?
Addie takes centre stage as this books teen queen whose perfect pretty life is crumbling into pieces all around her. There were a strange amount of problems with this book. So many that I think I’m just going to curate a nice list so that you can all understand how very poor this story was.
Right from the beginning Addie moans and cries out in an annoying wave of self-pity despite her pain being directly caused by herself. There was hope that she would learn from her mistakes and she even got a new haircut and made friends with an old lady to prove it. But ultimately there just no changing her. All throughout this book I thought, no it can’t be this bad, there is going to be some moral message, some meaning to all of this. I was obviously wrong. Addie was meant to learn that Christmas is about being selfless not selfish. She kept hinting that she wanted to change, she had an instant epiphany within the last few pages that felt watery and left me thinking, wait what? Thats her big revelation? Her transition, her character growth all of it was so cheap and poorly done. It read like the author forgot to develop her lead and then thought oh crap I should probably actually give this book some purpose.
I can go on. The side characters were really quite awful. Addie’s cadre of fellow teen queens were polyester mockups of the main character minus the annoying selfishness. All of the characters felt like replicas of each other, there was no originality. I have nothing against the author but she fell to that ever present trap in YA: The troupes in this book! It felt like a pantomime. We have our innocent beautiful girl who made a bad decision and just feels really quite awful. We have her quirky sidekicks who are just enough on the outside to deem themselves cool and hipster but not too outlandish to appear as freakish or weird. We have the exotic sex god boyfriend. We have the charming hottie jerk. She even threw in absent parents for good measure. This book was a steaming hot pot of cliche and cheese seasoned with a splash of dullness.
There was a really weird timekeeping problem in this book where despite it being a short story we were constantly given useless information and shown irrelevant events. From prolonged bff gossip sessions to strange scenes of Addie working at Starbucks and giving us details about her working at Starbucks I was simply quite bored. This book was not fast paced, it was jumbled and perhaps the author was trying to make it seem more lifelike by including all of that random crap but no, trust me, it was just random crap. I constantly was asking the question: Yeah but what about the actual plot?
This was definitely the worst story out of the three in the Let It Snow bind-up but don’t let it fool you the other two are actually pretty good. It was a sad 2 out of 5 stars for me and should you read it? If your looking for unoriginal cheddar cheese cringe 100% yes!
I’ve really enjoyed reading the Let It Snow bind-up even if the tone of all my reviews is slightly negative with a side of sarcasm. I hope you have a fabulous, spectacular, dazzling and jaw dropping day tomorrow whether you celebrate Christmas or not!
Keep on reading
And thanks again Beth
-Pete

From me and Pete: Merry Christmas Eve everyone! Have a great day and thanks for reading these reviews. We hope you’ve enjoyed it 🙂

-Beth

May your shelves forever overflow with books! ☽


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